Exploding Shithouse Reminds Us Why Gasolina And Feces Don’t Mix
24 January 2008, 9:00 AM. By Carlos Posas
We shit you not. A man in Panama has died as a result of an exploding toilet. In a prime example of Darwinism, 76 year-old Jose Luis Girón sprinkled gasoline inside his toilet in the hopes of starting a fire that would quench the fetid smell of ass. According to La Critica:
The combination of gases from the sewer system, the gasoline Girón had poured down the toilet, as well as the fecal material in the bowl resulted in a huge explosion which destroyed the toilet and sent Girón flying.
Holy Flying Feces Batman. That’s the last time we’re lighting a match after we take a dump.
Man Killed By Exploding Toilet in La Chorrera (No Shit) [Panama Guide]
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Someone needs to write a reggaeton song about this.
That’s nothing. You should see my toilet after having a Wet Burrito.
that is so wrong ChupaCABrooklyn!