Fabian Lavalle’s Alleged Lover / Attacker Declares Love In Courtroom

Mexican TV personality Fabian Lavalle claims not to know his attacker, a man named Alfredo Cervantes Landa, although Landa claims to know Lavalle quite well. Biblically:

Fabián Lavalle and Alfredo Cervantes Landa confronted each other, but not face-to-face. The journalist’s supposed aggressor told him through a TV monitor: “I still love you. I carry you in my heart. God bless you,” reports Mexican newspaper El Universal.

Faced with the affectionate words, the Mexican TV personality, 57, reiterated that he isn’t acquainted with the man accused of attacking him last November.

God, we totally love it when someone says he loves us and then proceeds to punch us really hard in the face. While we’re wearing a cheerleader outfit. And singing “The Star Spangled Banner.” Through our tears. Tied up. In public. HOT.

Fabián Lavalle’s Supposed Attacker: “I Still Love Him” [People en Español]