“Fox News” host John Gibson would like to thank White women everywhere for not only getting pregnant, but for carrying their babies to term and pushing them out into this horrific, multi-colored world:

“The nearly 4.3 million births in 2006 were mostly due to a bigger population, especially a growing number of Hispanics. That group accounted for nearly one-quarter of all U.S. births.” As you can tell, Hispanics are doing the hard work of child raising. “But non-Hispanic white women and other racial and ethnic groups were” also “having more babies, too.” A big round of applause for all of you out there having those babies.

Claiming that “people were following my advice,” Gibson exclaimed that he was “not only right,” but “prescient” and that it was time for “a John Gibson victory lap.”

We know we always ask “what would John Gibson do?” (wrap lips around those gigantic teeth, for one starters) before tumbling mouth-first into our honey’s lap. We wouldn’t want to risk creating some awful Hispanic hybrid baby that would spread leprosy and steal jobs and microwave hamsters and such.

John Gibson Celebrates Increase In ‘Anglo’ Birth Rate, Asks ‘Do You Still Think I’m A Racist?’ [Think Progress]