A group called “Americans for Legal Immigration” have created a website to collect enough signatures to nominate CNN anchor Lou Dobbs for president because of his much-publicized hard stance against illegal immigration:

The group, which seeks stronger immigration controls, said in a press release that 84 percent of its members would vote for Dobbs “if the GOP primary fails to yield a candidate opposed to amnesty.”

Let’s find out a little about Mr Dobbs while we rob this convenience store and give our neighbors bubonic plague:

Dodd devotes many segments to illegal immigration, raising the ire of many Latino groups who say he is xenophobic and offensive.

Last year, a New York Times columnist accused Dobbs of presenting false information on his program and giving airtime to white supremacist sympathizers.

Times columnist David Leonhardt examined a claim on Dobbs show that U.S. cases of leprosy have spiked because of illegal immigration. On the program, Dr. Madeleine Cosman, identified as a medical lawyer, said there have been 7,000 cases in the past three years.

Leonhardt found there have been 7,000 cases in the past 30 years and that the peak year was 1983.

In addition, he said Cosman, who is now deceased, was not a doctor or a leprosy expert and gave speeches in which she said that Mexican immigrants had a habit of molesting children.

In all fairness, it’s a tough habit to break. And how else will they find virgin blood in which to bathe while chanting in tongues? Dobb’s wife, by the way, is Mexican. So he’s got some huge balls going on TV and spouting xenophobic rhetoric. Balls so huge, evidently, that they impede him from posing for pictures with his legs together.

Group launches “Lou Dobbs for president” site [Statesman]