Guanabee Commenter Shout-Out: It Ain’t Easy Being A Princess
11 January 2008, 4:00 PM. By Guanabee Staff
They say that every little girl is a princess, but whenever we wear our tiara to our corner bodega to buy Diet Coke, gummy worms and Vagisil, people stare. And sometimes call the police, unaware that princesses are allowed to wear nothing but a bow tie (and the aforementioned tiara, natch) and refer to people as “babydoll” while drinking moonshine from a shoe if they feel like it. Luckily, commenter Latin_Princess is allowed to get away with pretty much anything. ‘Cause she so fine. And funny. And lacking in restraining orders from corner bodegas.
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If my chocha started to “glow and throb” I would start praying. And ask my abuelita to rub the egg on me.
Of course, there’s always my handy Lady of Guadalupe Spray that I got at HEB.
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Oh, Bill Balsamico, you silly man. If you are a Christian, I hope you will kindly remember that Jesus didn’t speak English either. And if you happen to reach the pearly gates, I hope you see a sign similar to your distasteful rhetoric. But on the bright side, I’m sure Hitler will scoot over to make room for you in his bunker.
So, girl, in the words of one Ms. La La, allow us to say:
Girl, I don’t know what I would do if you weren’t around
When them things wit my man had to go down
When I needed just to talk, you would listen
Wipe my tears and then tell me I was trippin’
Homegirl for you I would do anything I can (You know I would)
When you had your baby I was there to hold your hand (Did all i could)
Whether I’m wrong or right they stick by my side
My homegurlz for life
You can ride with our crew any day, Latin_Princess.
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BRAVO, if only you werent a cowgirls fan I would support you like Kerry on Obama!
brava, LP! i applaud your continued snarkiness. brings joy and warmth where that whirring thing in my chest goes.
YAY!!! I approve.
Congrats, Princesa.
Woo hoo! Those were some nice nuggets the eds. pulled out for your shout out!
The throbbing chocha comment was HIGHlarious :D
Wear your tiara with pride, princesa!
Oh. My. Tamales.
I am really surprised…and super happy! Thanks so much you guys! :o)
Let’s celebrate at my house tonight! But don’t invite Rebekah - she peed on my carpet last time.
these are little Filipinas… not little Latinas. Dumbass.
@ Cristobal: You’re invited to suck my balls. They’re princesses. Besides, Filipinas can be Latinas.
By “them things wit [her] man [that] had to go down,” she means the bunny rabbit, right?
Pinoys are part spanish, so arent they latinos….
i am so confused…hold me alex…
you know what’s confusing? being a mexican born in the philippines and then raised in texas.