Every once in a while, we come across a candidate for our Commenter Shout-Out who brings with him or her the promise of making a POSITIVE impact on the world, who seems like he will make a difference, who is filled to the brim with PROMISES, like a big, beautiful, promise-filled piñata. Yet, despite all this promise and potential, we can’t help but wonder what such a candidate is like behind closed doors… What SECRETS might he be keeping hidden underneath his smart-looking suit or giant piñata costume? Such are THE questions that rack our fevered brain as we attempt to answer: “Who is Mickster?”

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ahemmm…no one seems to care about your blogsite anymore.no more posts ….watup???

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u go yasuri and p.s. a little selling out would not hurt your blog that no one except me reads….

No one except you. And the person whose comment you are responding to? Or are you, not unlike the walrus, you and me and she and we, altogether?

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how do u say fag hag en espanol;?ladies please….

We dunno. The only thing we know how to say en español is “ignorant, misogynistic, homophobic chunk of dickcheese.”

And, now, the proverbial cherry on our Fridae, a public service announcement by Mickster:

Re: Barack Obama Wants You To Put Down Those Dishes And Vote

Who is Barack Obama?

Possible U. S. presidential candidate, Barack Hussein Obama was born in Honolulu , Hawaii , to Barack Hussein Obama, Sr., a black MUSLIM from Nyangoma-Kogel , Kenya and Ann Dunham, a white ATHIEST from Wichita, Kansas. Obama’s parents met at the University of Hawaii.

When Obama was two years old, his parents divorced. His father returned to Kenya. His mother then married Lolo Soetoro, a RADICAL Muslim from Indonesia. When Obama was 6 years old, the family relocated to Indonesia. Obama attended a MUSLIM school in Jakarta He also spent two years in a Catholic school.

And, furthermore:

Obama takes great care to conceal the fact that he is a Muslim. He is quick to point out that, “He was once a Muslim, but that he also attended Catholic school.” Obama’s political handlers are attempting to make it appear that his introduction to Islam came via his father, and that this influence was temporary, at best. But, in reality, the senior Obama returned to Kenya soon after the divorce, and never again had any direct influence over his son’s education. Lolo Soetoro, the
second husband of Obama’s mother, Ann Dunham, introduced his stepson to
Islam… Obama was enrolled in a Wahabi school in Jakarta.

Wahabism is the RADICAL teaching that is followed by the Muslim terrorists who are now waging Jihad against the western world.

Since it is politically expedient to be a CHRISTIAN when seeking major public office in the United States, Barack Hussein Obama has joined the United Church of Christ in an attempt to downplay his Muslim background. ALSO, keep in mind that when he was sworn into office he DID NOT use the Holy Bible, but instead the Koran. Let us all remain alert concerning Obama’s expected presidential candidacy. The Muslims have said they plan on destroying the US from “the inside out”. What better way to start than at the highest level - through the President
of the United States being one of their own!!!!

That aluminum foil space helmet really brings out the crazy in your eyes, baby. We hope you continue to read our blog — as, apparently, you’re the last reader we’ve got left! — and that you never neglect to scatter your little nuggets of wisdom and insight all over these here interwebs. We love you like Al Qaeda loves infiltrating our young, supple nation from the inside out.