Now that it’s practically official that socialist dictator (ehhh don’t write in and complain) Hugo Chavez and fascist supermodel Naomi Campbell are an item, we thought it only right we give them their very own super-couple nickname. Henceforth, they shall be known as Hugomi. (Which is better than Chavcamp, don’t you agree?) Now that we’ve gotten that out of the way, the question on everyone’s minds is what the fuck are they thinking? What in the world could these two people possibly have in common besides scaring the bejeezus out of everyone who works for them? We took a closer look at the article that started it all from El Universal. Turns out Ms. Campbell’s been throwing out hints all along:

When faced with questions about Chavez, Campbell has responded with phrases like “the man with whom I someday marry must be honest with me and have a lot of energy. I am attracted to strong men. The president is not a gorilla. He’s more of a bull. I was talking with him for several hours in a beach apartment he borrowed from a friend. He behaved so well with me. “

Huey behave like bull. We curl up in fetal position now.

Afirma prensa que Naomi y Hugo Chávez viven romance [El Universal]
Earlier: “El Gordo Y La Flaca” Say It Is So: Hugo And Naomi Sitting In A Completely Effed Up Tree