Hugo Chavez Doesn’t Think The Farc Are Terrorists, Reports The Weather Is Lovely In LalaLand
14 January 2008, 3:15 PM. By Guanabee Staff
President Hugo Chavez would rather you not classify those fun-loving ragamuffins in Farc as terrorists. After all, what’s a little kidnapping, rape and torture now and again? They’re more like a frat, really:
“The Farc and the ELN are not terrorist groups, they are armies - real armies that occupy a space in Colombia. It is necessary to offer them recognition. They are insurgent forces that have a political agenda that is respected here [in Venezuela].”
Chavez asked governments from Europe and elsewhere to remove these group from their list of terrorist groups because this classification was solely the result of pressure from the United States.
“They have me on a list, too,” he said.
Oh babycakes. There’s only one list we’ve got you on.
CHÁVEZ PIDE A GOBIERNOS EXCLUIR A LAS FARC Y AL ELN DEL LISTADO DE GRUPOS TERRORISTAS [El Universal]
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Well frats do call to mind raping and terrorism, too. Also, toiletpapering and drunken homosexual antics.
Noooo, holding 750 people hostage is not terrorism. Including a child in hostage release negotiations even though they know that they don’t have the child is also A-OK.
Pendejo.
i saw a documentary guerrilla girl made by a denmark filmaker over the weekend.my question is if…some government killed your family or raped your wife and kids or tortured your son and u happen to live in colombia…what would you do??who else could you turn to?It sucks but our reality is not the same as colombias reality.
Can SOMEONE explain why Hugo is holding a copy of The Devil Wears Prada.
Anti-American propaganda?
Or maybe he’s starting his own bookclub?