Pregnant songbird-turned-jailbird [Ed. note: Christ, did we just right that? Blame Monday. And ‘ludes.] Jessica Sierra is getting a chance to get her act together while giving “Loveline” host Dr. Drew a chance to find his name in the papers one more time:

With her family and the “Loveline” doc at her side, a Tampa, Florida judge cut a deal with the season four star Monday morning, giving her three years probation — as long as she completes a one-year stint at Dr. Drew’s Pasadena, Calif. treatment center. If she fails the program, Sierra will go back to jail.

Sierra, who is facing two felony counts of possession of cocaine and battery, will not be released from police custody until flight plans are made. Cops will escort her to the plane once travel plans are set.

Police escorts? Fametastic!

The judge also ordered Sierra to keep her trap shut to the media, telling the singer, “You are not going to become a celebrity because you are a recovering addict.”

Oh. Wait. Isn’t that precisely the reason she currently has an degree of name recognition at all? Well, there goes our five year plan.

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