Jamie Lynn Spears: Kind Of A Chonga, No?

Teen star Jamie Lynn Spears, the one who isn’t Britney, has been flirting precariously with chonganess lately. And we totally love it, especially since our Honorary Chola, Amy, has been running around looking like a hot peroxide mess.

Owr evidunce, lett us sho u it:

• She has taken to wearing much, much more eye makeup that the average -baby prostitute- sixteen-year-old girl.
• She’s got that horrible two-tone hair that would fit right in at ladies’ night somewhere in a Hialeah bar.
• She has been oft photographed wearing coochie cutters and/or oversized sweatshirts, usually emblazoned with the name of an institution of higher learning she will likely never attend.
• You could trap a small to medium-small Yorkie in those earrings.
• She’s pregnant before prom.

  So, there you have it. Jamie Lynn is kind of, sort of a chonga. And we love her more for it. We’d rather read about a pregnant teenager with lots of money and potential nannies at her disposal than a grown woman who locks herself in a bathroom with her baby while swilling vodka.

  Good luck, JL. And if you need help with any baby names (Off the top of our head? Octavius or Baybii Lynn.), give us a call.

  Earlier: Amy Winehouse: Kind Of A Chola, No?