Jennifer Lopez and her big, fat face collected presents galore at a baby shower held by the producers of her award-winning cinematic oeuvre, Maid in Manhattan on the rooftop of Manhattan’s Gramercy Park Hotel. [Ed. note: In winter?] Among the presents she received, most of which came in pairs of pink and blue, was a pink leopard-print crib from Italian “fashion” designer Roberto Cavalli. Gaybies!

There were also rumored to be Swarovski-encrusted pacifiers handed out as party favors. Possibly to match Marc Anthony’s Swarovski-encrusted glow sticks.

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