Hold tight onto your rhinestone-bedecked thongs, people. The names of Jennifer Lopez’s alleged twins have been revealed. Allegedly:

They’re not yet born, but Jennifer Lopez and hubby Marc Anthony have already picked out names for their twins. Star has learned exclusively that the parents-to-be have chosen Max and Emme!

On Jan. 18, the day before the 38-year-old Grammy winner’s fabulous baby shower at New York City’s chic Gramercy Park Hotel, J.Lo’s mom, Guadalupe, was spotted picking up two gold-rope baby ID bracelets engraved with those names from Genesis Jewelers in Yorktown Heights, N.Y.

Max and Emme sound like a retired couple in Boca Raton. We were hoping for something more like “D’Amanté Nevaeh” and “Cesar Hermés.”

Jennifer & Marc’s Baby Names Revealed! [Star]