Jessica Alba And Cash Warren Might Maybe Possibly Be Broken Up. But Probs Not.

Despite the happy façade Jessica Alba and fiancé Cash Warren put up for us, rumors are circulating that the two joyous lovebirds might have broken up, be in the process of broken up and maybe they haven’t broken up at all:

Twenty-six year old ‘Fantasic Four’ actress Jessica Alba dumped her twenty-eight year old producer boyfriend of two years, Cash Warren, via landline last week.

“I’m not in love with you anymore,” Jessica told Cash over the phone, according to a US source.

The ‘Don’t Call Me Latina!” actress then sent an assistant to the L.A. home they shared to pack up Cash’s belongings and move him out.

The breakup “happened…almost out of nowhere,” the source says. “[Cash] thinks it’s for another guy but doesn’t know….he’s totally devastated. But it was all her.”

Hold up. Landline?! We guess she’s really not a Latina after all.

Jessica Alba And Cash Warren Break Up By Phone [US Weekly, via Popcrunch]