





Pregnant actress Jessica Alba is beginning to show. And because she’s in the public — and especially because she’s a female in the public eye — we have total leeway to comment on every aspect of her body, including the fact that she’s gaining an ass. And that it’s kind of cute. Aw.
She must be feeling like a natural woman, woma-a-an. Congratulations, sister!
We hope she gets super fat.
Jessica Alba’s Curves [Lossip]
Earlier: Jessica Alba Says Something Stupid, We Report It. Again. Because She’s Hot. And We’re Weak.

I often see pregnant women, celebrities or not, covering their tummies. As a maternal protection/ defense mechanism. But Jessica ALWAYS covers her face instead. WTF? She’ll probably use the baby, instead of a towel, to shield her face this summer.
Posted by Latin_Princess | January 17, 2008
Looks like this pregnancy is an unwanted one…poor bastard child
Posted by latinogamer | January 17, 2008
That doesn’t look like an ass so much as like a weird afterthought. Like she put on a bustle over her sweats.
Posted by Quintana | January 17, 2008
Any type of fat, anywhere on her non curvy body would of added curves…cmon she is rail. I see Cash Warren dumping her….he prefers his woman to have little boys’ bodies…a Guanabee first…bookmark it
Posted by latinogamer | January 17, 2008