In the recent issue of Britain’s! OK! magazine!, Jessica Alba says she likes her ladies with, as we believe Shakespeare once said, a little cushion for the pushin’, a little quake for to shake, a little junk in the trunk, a little fat where it’s at, etc:

“I prefer some ass,” she tells Britain’s OK! magazine. “I think women that have a body, that are feminine, with a little shake – that’s what a woman is about.”

So, um, women without protruding posteriors are somehow less feminine? Women who don’t shake or jiggle are less womanly? Girls who are constantly mistaken for twelve-year-old boys are somehow not as attractive? What exactly are you saying about my women’s bodies, Jessica?

Jessica Alba Likes “Some Ass” [Nerve]