Jessica Alba Says Something Stupid, We Report It. Again. Because She’s Hot. And We’re Weak.

11 January 2008, 3:15 PM. By Guanabee Staff

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In the recent issue of Britain’s! OK! magazine!, Jessica Alba says she likes her ladies with, as we believe Shakespeare once said, a little cushion for the pushin’, a little quake for to shake, a little junk in the trunk, a little fat where it’s at, etc:

“I prefer some ass,” she tells Britain’s OK! magazine. “I think women that have a body, that are feminine, with a little shake – that’s what a woman is about.”


So, um, women without protruding posteriors are somehow less feminine? Women who don’t shake or jiggle are less womanly? Girls who are constantly mistaken for twelve-year-old boys are somehow not as attractive? What exactly are you saying about -my- women’s bodies, Jessica?

Jessica Alba Likes “Some Ass” [Nerve]

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  1. (+1)
    latinogamer wrote

    Thats funny, because according to my standards, alba has no ass

  2. (+1)
    Diego wrote

    I’m with latinogamer on this one. Pobrecita no tiene nada….

  3. (+1)
    Orestes wrote

    Who is this skinny bitch talking about curves? And what is it with her going to the beach and sticking that bony ridge of an ass out like she has a severe spinal defect? I think that’s like the third picture I’ve seen just like that, only different color swimsuits. She better hurry up and make a decent movie or she’s gonna go back to the titty bar where her no-talent ass belongs.

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