Christina Aguilera and Nicole Escovedo Richie are both at Cedars Sinai in Los Angeles at this very moment, about to have their babies cut out of their strangely orange, slightly phosphorescent bodies. Because you know those chicken heads are much too posh to push.

Good luck ladies! Don’t eff up those poor babies’ lives with stupid-ass names!

Update: Nicole gave birth to a daughter - Harlow Winter Kate Madden. Lovesit?

Update II: Christina gave birth to a son on Saturday night, naming him Max Liron Bratman.

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