Mexican Warlock Predicts Women Will Come Out On Top, On Meds In 2008

4 January 2008, 4:00 PM. By Alex Alvarez

. 6 Comments

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Mexican “Brujo Mayor,” Professor Antonio Vazquez Alba, has consulted his trusty tarot cards and cast his predictions for 2008. Among these, he sees that Luis Miguel will gain weight, Antonio Banderas will flirt with bisexuality, three Mexican singers will be killed, Hillary Clinton will become the next president and Britney Spears will commit suicide.

Yeah, ok. Whatever. Tell us, oh hobbit, will this rash ever go away?

El Brujo Mayor’s Predictions [Latin Gossip]

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  1. (+1)
    Janie A Go-Go wrote

    Deathmatch: Walter Mercado vs. El Brujo Mayor!!!
    Whoever wins, marries Ms. Cleo.

  2. (+1)
    ella wrote

    It takes a clairvoyant to tell us Luis Miguel will get fatter in ‘08? That guy is like the Elvis of Mexico.

  3. (+1)
    la roncha wrote

    I would so pay to watch that Death Match Janie

  4. (+1)
    DrGirlfriend wrote

    Walter FTW! \o/

  5. (+1)
    Danova wrote

    So is the guy wiccan or an oath breaking jerk. There is a difference. Warlock =/ good thing, nor does it mean a male witch.

    Also since when can you get a good read out like that with tarot. I’ve used them before and never “saw the future” in my cards, I did though get my question answered,

    Ok I’ll go back to my conner.

  6. (+1)
    rock-face wrote

    OBAMA WON
    SO HE IS NOT SO GOOD AT SEE WHATS GOING 2 HAPPEN
    DON’T LIST 2 HIM

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