Since announcing he and his super-cute but terribly-dressed Brazilian girlfriend, model Camilla Alves, are expecting their first child together, Matthew McConaughey’s mom has hinted that her son should look into adding a ball and chain to the sweaty-shirtless-bongo-playing-wild-man look he’s got going on:

“He said, `Mom, are you ready?’ And I said, ‘What?’ And he said, ‘Camilla and I are going to have a baby.’ And I go, ‘Oh, that’s wonderful! So when are y’all getting married?… This is a question that 76-year-old mothers ask, Matthew.”

Matthew’s mom sounds so cute! For a gross, old person.

Camilla Alves’ Baby Joy [Lossip]