TuesdayJanuary152008

Oxygen Network Brings Us "Husband For Hire." Clearly, A Citizen Kane For A New Generation.


Oxygen Original Movie Husband For Hire Trailer
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“Husband for Hire,” a television movie brought to you the good folks at Oxygen, tells the age-old tale of an engaged woman hiring a (presumably) undocumented, Mexican day laborer to act as her husband, much to the chagrin of her father and his stereotypically blonde Barbie of a girlfriend. As if you didn’t climax at least three times reading that, hold tight to your chair and read the following names out loud, s-l-o-w-l-y:

Mark. Consuelos.

Nadine. Who cares.

Erik. Estrada.

And, last but least:

Mario. Lopez.

Nice, eh? Have a cigarette.

Comments

We’re finally seeing the fallout from the Writers’ Strike.

This looks like the best Latino-made-for-TV movie in the history of television. I have no doubt that it is caliente and spicy and the cast is muy bueno!

I’m going to watch it while I pop some jalapeƱo peppers and chug on tequila, it’ll make all the more caliente.

PS
If only all Mexican jornaleros looked that hot …

That is bleak!

Hey,
I came across your website from the bloggies where I was chosen as a random panelist, and just wanted to let you know that I chose your website out of 15-20 entries as the best Latin American blog.

Good luck!

Annie-Kate

My jaw is refusing return to its normal position from where it just dropped to the floor. All-star, A-list cast. Airtight, nay, genius premise. Lifetime, congratulations, girl, you made it!

oh. it’s on Oxygen. figures.

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