Some people who watched Eduardo Cruz’s video for “Cosas Que Contar” thought they caught sisters Penelope and Monica Cruz swapping spit. Well, those people would be wrong. About as wrong as, say, using your more famous sisters’ sexuality and name-recognition to garner publicity for your mediocre pop song:

Just after Christmas, media outlets in Europe reported that singer Eduardo Cruz convinced his sisters to swap spit in the music video for “Cosas Que Contar,” the title track of his debut album. The story quickly spread through the blogoshere with headlines such as “Faux-Dyke Out” and “Cruz Incest Caught on Tape.”

But I’ve got the real story. I can exclusively tell you the gal whom Penélope is smooching is actress Mía Maestro!

We never thought Penelope was making out with her sister because the girl tickling her tonsils has, you know. An entirely different face. We’d know those droopy Cruz eyes anywhere. But, hey,let’s watch it again, just to make sure.

Exclusive! Did Penélope Cruz Really Make Out with Her Own Sister? [E! Online]
Earlier: Penelope Cruz Is A Brother-Lickin’ Video Vixen