Spanish actress Penelope Cruz has lost her digital camera and gained a lawyer who will probably sue you if you somehow manage to get your hands on it and decide to publish whatever it contains.

Like photos of her riding the teacups in Disney World. Or posing with girlfriends at a party over a large pan of paella. Or “ready to go out!” photos with friends lined up on a staircase, posing with their identical outfits and Louis Vuitton purses. Or whipping boyfriend Javier Bardem into submission while wearing a ski mask and old-timey pantaloons.

Penelope Cruz Loses Digital Camera, Gains Anxiety [Latin Gossip]