



Ay, ok, you guys! So, like, we just read that “Chonga Chic” is in for Spring, pero, like, HELLO! Hasn’t it always been in fashion? We’ve always found having our boyfriend’s initials spelled out on our nails to be super caché:
Acrylic Nails: Thanks in part to the popularity of Kid Sister’s single “Pro Nails”, urbanistas have been heading to manicurists in droves to get their “nails did.” Like other elements of the Chonga chic beauty trend, the more conspicuous the design the better: think bright colors, art decals, and charms. For those who aren’t ready to commit to acrylics, jewelry line Bijules has launched a line of gold nail rings.
The epitome of elegance and glamour!
Hell to the yes. We do not even care if people look at us quizzically wondering “How does she wipe?” We’re going to rock our acrylics so hard this Spring. They’ll have sequins and palm trees and butterflies and an airbrushed portrait of Pitbull and little roses and baby squirrels and the Book of Genesis in fancy script and they will be awesome.
So, tell us… Have you ever worn acrylics? What were they like? We’ll start it off: In high school, we once wore one and a half inch acrylics featuring a cloud scene and we knew a girl who had “Richard is my boo” airbrushed onto her talons.
WINTER BEAUTY TRENDS [Trend Central]

I wore acrylics for high school school dances! They smelled funny when they fell off. Got ripped off in a fight, whatever.
I once wanted to stick to a wardrobe diet of plain T’s and jeans and only use long airbrushed nails as accessories, so I see the appeal. But not only are they expensive to keep up, crazy unas and “pritty dezine for jou” only function in the real world if your primary income is from dancing in clear heels, being a makeup artist or some other useless profession.
And such an empowering statement. Because nothing says independent woman like not being able to dial a phone.
Posted by marytza | January 31, 2008
[flashback - a little asian lady sayin in a heavy accent “would you like acrylic or gel” ]
i’ve done just the french tip …nothing hardcore, they weren’t super long. I did it for a wedding because the bride wanted us to match and I didn’t have to pay for it. and I’ll never do it again unless again someone pays for it.
Posted by la roncha | January 31, 2008
@marytza: Only true pro’s can dial a fone, watchow! Don’t hurt yourself or get hurt…
I love acrylics, i like to get mine done with a solid color that matches with everything, like black, and but designs on top like airbrush swirls or rhinestones. To other some rich people acrylics mean a person is low class but to poorer people it symbolizes a girl who has enough money to afford them, who doesn’t have to wash dishes, or clean dirty diapers.etc…
Posted by xica_xicana | January 31, 2008
I knew a lesbian couple in high school and one would always pay for the other’s acrylics. You talk about wiping your ass…
Posted by laura.s.d | January 31, 2008
@ laura.s.d: Ow, my chocha. This is why I call bullshit on a lot of girl-on-girl porn.
Posted by ...dijo Alex | January 31, 2008
whenever i’m feeling extravagant i will drop 40 bucks on acrylics, for sure. i like to get them hand painted or airbrushed too. i’m a professional and people in my field think i’m crazy but they are fucking beautiful and no one can tell me different. yellow and orange are where it’s at for spring.
pros: you look like a million fucking bucks and EVERYONE is jealous and guys like it when you scratch their back or balls with them.
cons: typing, washing dishes, opening cans all rendered totally annoying. i am much less productive with acrylics. but isn’t that part of the point? also, if you don’t keep getting them refilled having them removed is a bit of a process and your nails will be super flimsy underneath.
Posted by dragonlady | January 31, 2008
anyone notice that chonga eyeliner is also in?
anyone?
i mean…i don’t wear that shit.
or aqua net.
ahem.
Posted by mextica | February 01, 2008
I want to get one hand done with the Virgen de Guadelupe, and the other with the Virgen de la Caridad. KLASSY!
Posted by Marco | February 01, 2008
@ mextica: i hide my aqua net in the garage. and lie that it’s only used as a cheap insect killer.
Posted by Latin_Princess | February 01, 2008
Sure, you can have your Frito Corn Chip Acrylics, but what color, pray tell?
There is only one place in NYC where I have found a shade call “Meet Balls” .Its pinky, peachy, doesn’t last that long.
and that’s the shade I wear before a first date.
True story.
Posted by Janie A Go-Go | February 01, 2008
Dragonlady!
A woman after my own heart - scratching the underside of my balls or teasing my taint w/some acrylics would be a dream come true!
Posted by cabrito | February 01, 2008
En la madre! Este cabrito me salio muy cabron!!!
Apaziguate!!!
Posted by Janie A Go-Go | February 01, 2008