Rape Us Father, For We Have Sinned: Spanish Bishop Claims Some Children Agree, Even Want, To Be Sexually Abused
3 January 2008, 2:45 PM. By Carlos Posas
In a touching (ha!) sermon delivered on Christmas Day in the town of Tenerife in Spain, Bishop Bernardo Alvarez said that there are youngsters that want to be abused, which explains why some members of the clergy succumb to pedophilia. How Almodovar! According to Typically Spanish, the Bishop said this about sexual abuse:
There are 13 year old adolescents who are under age and who are perfectly in agreement with, and what’s more wanting it, and if you are careless they will even provoke you
Ah, to be underage and a cocktease. And just like Pope Nazidict XVI said, the Bishop also said that in addition to sexual abuse, the homos are to blame for the demise of the world. Forgive us father, for we have thrown up in our mouths a lot. Catholic goodness is this year’s Noelia, y’all!
Bishop of Tenerife blames child abuse on the children [Typically Spanish, via The Stranger]
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My favorite line from Kiki and Herb is “If you weren’t molested as a child, you must have been an ugly baby”
That said, I hope that all these kids that have been assaulted by that priest to put in a nice ol’ lawsuit.