Salma Hayek And Her Unfortunate-Looking Baby Daddy Are Hollywood’s Richest Couple

Salma Hayek and her French fiancé, Francis Henri-Pinault, are the richest couple in Hollywood, according to In Touch magazine. Who would know:

A poll by In Touch magazine has revealed that the richest couple in Hollywood (by far) are Salma Hayek and her fiance Francis Henri-Pinault, the chairman of the multinational conglomerate PPR, which owns the fashion brands YSL and Gucci. Salma is fairly financially independent, though her fiance’s current bank balance is hovering around the $7bn mark.

That is so comforting to read as we sit here in our tiny apartment next to this charming little mouse. What’s that, little fellow? You and your mouse friends are going to make us a dress for the ball! Oh, you’re so kind! Shhh, here comes the orderly. Let’s not tell him, ok?

SALMA HAYEK AND FIANCE ARE HOLLYWOOD’S RICHEST COUPLE [Holy Moly]