Texas Federal Judge Says Woman Flim-Flammed Court, Impresses Us With Use Of Word Flim-Flam

30 January 2008, 11:15 AM. By Carlos Posas

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Maria Isabela-Cruz of Dallas got busted with a large amount of metamphetamines with intent to sell last April, then made up a story about having breast cancer to get a shortened sentence. Now it turns out, she never had breast cancer at all. Everyone in Dallas is shocked that a criminal would lie. But our favorite part of the story is this:

She flimflammed this court,” [U.S. District Judge Terry] Means said at Cruz-Tamez’s sentencing Monday morning. ”

Seriously, if more people talked that way in the newspaper, we would actually read it sometime.

Woman who ‘flimflammed’ court gets prison time [Forth Worth Star-Telegram]

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  1. (+1)
    pocachica wrote

    maybe she’ll get wammbammed in the slam slam.

  2. (+1)
    benvolio wrote

    Mira how she got us all discomboomberated. In case you’re wondering, the root word is “cucumber.”

  3. (+1)
    la roncha wrote

    I am gonna start using flimflammed …that is something i can really use in my vocabulary!

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