The Perfect Woman Has J-Lo’s Ass, Is Not J-Lo. Or Any, You Know. Actual Woman.

In an ongoing effort to make women hate themselves and each other as much as possible, twenty thousand plastic surgeons got together to compile a list of most requested celebrity body parts their patients would most like to -build a creepy altar to- have:

The perfect woman has the lips and eyes of Angelina Jolie, breasts like Pamela Anderson’s, and Jennifer Lopez’s bottom.

Nicole Kidman provides the nose but for the legs, take your pick: Tina Turner, Sharon Stone or Cameron Diaz.

So the ideal woman looks kind of like this? We’ll make a note of it.

The bodies everyone wants [Herald Sun]