Tijuana often gets a bad rep. People think its little more than a place to buy cheap Vicodin and catch a horrific disease, but it’s so much more than that. There’s, like, culture and tradition. And Vicodin.

So meet James. He will be your guide through the majestic, whore-ridden streets of Ti-uh-wana, Mexico. Join him as he points out places to drink, approach prostitutes, drink, have your picture taken with a burro painted like a zebra, drink and mispronounce… most things.

From his YouTube page:

Corrections & Updates: 1)The Toreo de Tijuana was torn down in February of 2007.
2)Despite my best efforts, it seems I may not be pronouncing Tijuana exactly right.

And then there’s this guy. He’s Brazilian and is about to take a shot of tequila. That’s about it, really. But this video is educational and we’d like to wake up in his legs, so here he is.