Vagina De Guadalupe: Ruega Por Nosotros...Please!
We thought we had seen it all with the Chocolate Jesus and the Mexican Jesus and the eau de vulva. But no. Thanks to the internet, no one has ever seen it all ever again. As witnessed by the “Vagina De Guadalupe” candles for sale at Yoni.com.
Light up a vagina candle in honour of your femininity, your yoni and to invoke the blessings of the Big She.
You can also use the vagina candle as part of your tantric ritual. As your candle’s (sic) burns the Vagina appears to “glow and throb” and is sure to inspire your lovemaking.
Hey, what’s that sound? Oh, it’s Pope JP II rolling over to beat Mother Teresa with a toilet brush in his grave.
The Vagina De Guadalupe Candle [Yoni]
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Daniel Mauser
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Cindy Casares
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Alex Alvarez
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Gabriel Caro - Camilla Rowan
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Marcelo Cunning
If my chocha started to “glow and throb” I would start praying. And ask my abuelita to rub the egg on me.
Of course, there’s always my handy Lady of Guadalupe Spray that I got at HEB.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lu8ofvdOVKs
Posted by Latin_Princess | January 10, 2008
HEB—represent!
Posted by La Cindy | January 10, 2008
I wonder if they kept scent accurate when the candle is lit…
Posted by latinogamer | January 10, 2008
So, this compliments the Baby Jesus Butt Plug?
http://www.divine-interventions.com/baby.php
@ Latin Princess. If my chocha started glowing, I wouldn’t have any huevos anywhere near me till the antibiotics started to kick in.
Props for HEB ..(sigh)..I miss that store.
Posted by Janie A Go-Go | January 10, 2008
this is great, i could see my grandma not even figuring it out
Posted by sir jorge | January 10, 2008
@ Janie: Your comments always crack me up! Antibiotics - ha!!
And yes, HEB is the shit!!! Did you know they are selling this now:
http://www.heb.com/yourHEBStore/specialPromotions-miLoteria.jsp
Posted by Latin_Princess | January 10, 2008
How does it smell when it burns…cmon people i need to know for my uncle who is into that sort of thing
Posted by latinogamer | January 10, 2008