Vagina De Guadalupe: Ruega Por Nosotros…Please!
10 January 2008, 9:00 AM. By Daniel Mauser
We thought we had seen it all with the Chocolate Jesus and the Mexican Jesus and the eau de vulva. But no. Thanks to the internet, no one has ever seen it all ever again. As witnessed by the “Vagina De Guadalupe” candles for sale at Yoni.com.
Light up a vagina candle in honour of your femininity, your yoni and to invoke the blessings of the Big She.
You can also use the vagina candle as part of your tantric ritual. As your candle’s (sic) burns the Vagina appears to “glow and throb” and is sure to inspire your lovemaking.
Hey, what’s that sound? Oh, it’s Pope JP II rolling over to beat Mother Teresa with a toilet brush in his grave.
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If my chocha started to “glow and throb” I would start praying. And ask my abuelita to rub the egg on me.
Of course, there’s always my handy Lady of Guadalupe Spray that I got at HEB.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lu8ofvdOVKs
HEB–represent!
I wonder if they kept scent accurate when the candle is lit…
So, this compliments the Baby Jesus Butt Plug?
http://www.divine-interventions.com/baby.php
@ Latin Princess. If my chocha started glowing, I wouldn’t have any huevos anywhere near me till the antibiotics started to kick in.
Props for HEB ..(sigh)..I miss that store.
this is great, i could see my grandma not even figuring it out
@ Janie: Your comments always crack me up! Antibiotics - ha!!
And yes, HEB is the shit!!! Did you know they are selling this now:
http://www.heb.com/yourHEBStore/specialPromotions-miLoteria.jsp
How does it smell when it burns…cmon people i need to know for my uncle who is into that sort of thing