Victoria’s Secret Thinks Eva Mendes And Tomy Romo Are Sexy, Go On To Demonstrate Odd Definition Of “Sexy”
31 January 2008, 9:45 AM. By Alex Alvarez
Victoria’s Secret has come out with a list of what they think is sexy and Eva Mendes was bestowed the title of “Sexiest Actress,” while Tony Romo can find further humiliation being a permanent tabloid fixture as Jessica Simpson’s Boyfriend and “Sexiest Athlete.” And that’s cool. They’re both sexy people! But then the list takes a turn for the dubious. Josh Duhamel and Fergie as “Sexiest Couple?” Couple of what? Fergie has a face only a gynecologist could love. “Sexiest Smile:” Ryan Seacrest? That man is seven different shades of cheesy; there is nothing remotely sexy about a person who resembles a Creamsicle. And, the category with which perhaps we have taken the greatest offense…
“Sexiest Funnyman.” Now here is a person who has to be sex and funny and, because Victoria’s secret is that she doesn’t think women can be funny, must be a man. So, obviously Margaret Cho, right? Wrong! The award of course goes to Dane Cook, who looks like a once-hot frat boy that’s been in a car accident and sewn back together. And who then went out and frosted his tips. While stealing some other comedians’ jokes. And punching a baby in the face.
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“And who then went out and frosted his tips. While stealing some other comedians’ jokes. And punching a baby in the face.”
es mucho funny. Fergie pissing herself was kind of sexy, no? Discuss.
Tony Romo is the sexiest athlete?! Are you all crazy? He looks like a giant dork. However, he does look like one of those big sweet dorks who’s hiding a giant bazooka in his pants. And actually, that is really sexy…
@jason
yeah, that is retarded! Just because he’s boning Jsimp doesn’t make him sexy. Let’s see Beckham, Javon Walker, David Carr and Rolando are just some of the sexiest athletes.
Tony Romo?!? He looks like the Joker. Giant bazooka or not, nothx.
I know its trite… but doesn’t everyone just want to be brutally raped by Tom Brady?
I used to want to be owned by Tom Brady but after his typical man move of leaving his pregs gf for a supermodel , I was kinda turned off…I guess what’s on the inside does count, sometimes…
Nah, with Tom Brady I’d bend him over in the locker room and give it to him mean and hard. Wholesome jocks just bring out the top in me.
Albert Pujols on the other hand can have his way with me any day. Yes Sir! Too bad he’s a Christian family man.