Watchando: Nueva Yol Edition

Fear of bridges kept woman a prisoner on Staten Island. Fear of Staten Island is our bridge to sanity. [The New York Times]
Puerto Rican girls discuss bargains. Boring? Fine. LiV3 nUd3 pU3rTo RiC@n giRLz!!1!! discuss bargains.[Overheard In New York]
New York comedian shacks up in a New Jersey Ikea. Is it funny yet? [The Miami Herald]
New York is among the different cities participating in Live Earth Latino, with proceeds going to help impoverished Latin American countries. Musical acts include Shakira, Enrique Iglesias, Mana, Luis Miguel, Lenny Kravitz, U2, Alejandro Sanz, Ricardo Arjona, Ricky Martin. And the reanimated corpse of Tiny Tim. [Latin Gossip]
Teens in the Bronx are trying to reform sex education. Which is totally lame, since everyone knows babies are the new rehab. [NY Daily News]