TuesdayJanuary292008

Watchando: Too Much Star Power Results In Gaping Black Holes

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  • Do your part to undermine capitalism by purchasing a commemorative Che beret, comrade. Truly, Socialism’s shooting star. [The Argentine Movie Site]
  • Hot, young star taking galaxy by storm turns out to be an illegal alien. [Science Daily]
  • America’s Next Top Model winner Jaslene Gonzalez looks straight up like a piece of dental floss. [Lossip]
  • Jennifer Lopez has yet to give birth to a little starlet. Or maybe she has. [Us]
  • Like a black hole, Jessica Alba will suck up pretty much anything. Like her co-stars. Or the energy in a room. [Hollywood Rag]

Comments

Oooh! The final nail in the eye is that when you click through the Jaslene Gonzalez link, the banner ad at the top is for Lane Bryant. As if it weren’t hard enough to take pride in my “all your aunties are shaped like cuadradas” heritage…

Did you see Jessica Alba will be on Mas Vale Tarde con Alex Cambert tomorrow… will she habla espanol? Talk about her Latina heritage? The baby? Should be good stuff…
And Gloria Trevi, Barbara Mori, Obie Bermudez and Jennifer Pena coming later this month
Mas Vale Tarde con Alex Cambert every Thurs 11:30PM/10:30C
Funny clips at yahootelemundo.com/masvaletarde of interviews with Santana, Carlos Ponce, LA Mayor, Alexis Y Fido, Kim Kardashian etc…

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