Ricky Martin is gay. Ricky Martin is not gay. Is Arantxa Gonzalez, the barely-legal Argentine model claiming to have boned Ricky and to have evidence of it, the disease that will dispel the rumors that Martin likes le lady bush? Or at least every once in a while likes le lady bush?

Who is this enigmatic character, Arantxa Gonzalez? We have searched the local modeling agency websites in Argentina under the premise that she is in fact a model (most likely is a stripper); we have hit our Argentine contacts in the local newspapers down there asking if they have heard of this woman (Clarin says no, we are still waiting to hear from La Nacion); we have scoured top to bottom Google Images and so far we have only found a picture of a nerdy looking doctor from Spain. So unless this 19 year-old decided to become a major scientist in the last year and become not-so-attractive, we are still looking for a still of this mystery lady.

If you can find a picture of the girlie in question, and she better be hot, and send it to us (tips(@)guanabee.com) we will supply you with some very expensive handmande William-Sonoma tamales. Fifty dollars worth! Your choice of Blue Corn, Beef, Pork, or Chicken. Damn that shiz expensive, ese! But worth bragging about. So go digg.