It kind of seems like everyone, their mom and their creepy older unemployed brother are on Facebook these days, so why should power-hungry, eccentric, coca-licking Hugo Chavez be any different? One intrepid individual, with a lot of time on his hands in his cubicle job most likely, turned our wildest dreams (and, oh readers, how we dream of Hugo Chavez…) into poorly spelled reality by creating a mock Facebook page for Sean Penn’s everyone’s favorite politician. Check out the insanity and try not to look your computer screen:

What Chavez’ Facebook page would look like [Salon]