Diego Palacios, a young boy from Monterrey, Mexico, decided that gluing his hand to his bed would be a good way of avoiding having to go to school. Right:

His mother, Sandra, spent nearly two hours trying to free his right hand with water, oil and nail polish remover, but to no avail.

“I didn’t want to go to school because vacation was so much fun,” the youngster explained.

He told how he sneaked into the kitchen in the early hours and then covered his hand with industrial-strength adhesive.

LIES.

His mother woke up to find him watching TV with his hand stuck to the bed.

“I don’t know why he did it,” she said. “He’s a good boy but mischievous — like all kids.”

His hand was freed by paramedics — just in time for school.

LIAR! Diego, you little turd, we don’t buy this “glued my hand to my bed” story for a single second. Cut that out or your palms will get hairy / you will go blind / Baby Jesus will cry.

Mexican Emergency Services Free Boy, 10, Who Glued Himself to Bed to Avoid School [Fox News]