In case you are really worried about Cornet Wales and his status overseas, (we know we are), CNN has posted this riveting video of him walking through a military airport. Look out for the female soldier who positively becomes...
Behold! A lovely portrait of the Madden-Richie clan. He always looks mad, she’s undeservedly rich; so it all works out pretty great. Their baby is cute, despite her unfortunate name, in much the same way all babies are cute...
Naomi Campbell, the supermodel with the penchant for all things Latino, has been safely transported out of Sirio-Libanes Hospital in Sao Paulo through a miraculous intervention on the part of our lord. Okay, it was a helicopter. But it...
A baby that was abandoned in a Queens, New York livery cab yesterday morning still has no one claiming her. (We know it’s a “her” cuz of the headband.) We figured we should post her face here since it...
Dalia Perez has a seat in Veracruz’s state legislature. Thing is, she once rubbed that seat all up and down a pole for a movie role. Someone posted a video of it on YouTube, and now some lawmakers in...
Justin Timberlake apparently plays him own damn self in his upcoming movie with Jessica Alba, The Love Guru. [Daily Mail] Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem: Not just a fling! Because no one introduces a fuck buddy to their parents,...
The body of Katoucha Niane, a 47-year-old former model, activist and author, was found in the Seine. Katoucha, as she was known professionally, had been missing for several weeks: She had been missing since January and was last seen...
Wednesday, San Francisco’s crazy, liberal, hippie publication Beyond Chron published an article by Matt Gonzalez criticizing Barack Obama. The next day, Ralph Nader announced Matt Gonzalez as his running mate. Coincidence? Of course not! But he did raise some...
Jessica Alba totally almost ate it backstage at the Oscars but, curiously enough, photographers didn’t give a shit because they were too distracted by Cameron Diaz’s luminous beauty: Writing on her website, the 26-year-old Latina said that she is...
Because Britney Spears hasn’t fallen labia-first out of a car lately and Angelina Jolie has yet to poop out another baby, people are still writing about Javier Bardem’s stupid Oscar-winning haircut. It’s a historical and cultural touchstone, didn’t ya...
Alleged Mexican Nicole Richie has apparently been offered the role of Roxie Hart in the musical-dancing-murdering-whorefest that is Chicago: “She’s definitely interested and weighing it out with the timing of the baby,” a Richie pal tells Us. “It is...
The Los Angeles Times Book Prize nominees were announced yesterday in Manhattan—where the culture is. (Wink!) Amongst the other finalists in the fiction category was our very favorite book The Brief Wonderous Life of Oscar Wao. The winner will...
Mexican singer and vaguely alien-headed celebrity, Ana Barbara, is said to be pregnant with her third child. At almost 40 years old, A.B. is getting a little up there. It’s going to leave some unsightly stretch marks when the...
Just one day after the whole world found out that Prince Harry of England is serving in Afghanistan, he is being pulled out amid fears for his safety. Thanks a lot, Drudge Report. The prince, third in line to...
Trying… not… to… make… jokes based on… racial stereotypes… Oh God. This is really difficult. We’re actually sweating. And not over Barack Obama’s moves. Those campaign reggaeton songs feel like complete and utter lies to us now. LIES....
Cheesy title? Shut up; it’s Friday Eve. Watch and listen to “Grey’s Anatomy” star Sara Ramirez’s PSA about GLBT tolerance without trying to make an “anatomy” joke. Translation after el jumpo....
When he’s not busy showing kids that, actually, you can be pretty successful and get featured on “MTV Cribs” without really having reading comprehension skills beyond a fourth grade level, Daddy Yankee is handing out scholarships to kids with...
Mark is a single, gay Cuban-American living in New York—a city some say is the toughest place in America to be single. After a few false starts, he’s finally ready to go out and meet the guy of his...
This Nike ad for Body By Dance featuring a track by esteemed, Oscar-winning movie composer Gustavo Santaolalla (Brokeback Mountain, Amorres Perros) with lyrics sung by Debi Nova is called “Suda Jamon.” Which literally, translates to “Sweat Ham” meaning sweat...
If joining a band plagued by scheduling conflicts and in-fighting among its members appeals to you well, asshole, you’re in luck: Brazilian band Bonde do Rolê (Your favorite! We know!) is looking for a new singer: After undertaking a...
Much to the delight of fierce Colombiatches the world over, French boutique Colette is featuring a display of designer logos made from cocaine. [NY Mag] Kate Beckinsale refers to her vulva as the “Pharoah’s Tomb.” Beats “Temple of Doom.”...
Jessica Alba had a tough childhood of large boobs and being liked by boys. Spending most of junior high writing goth poetry in Marble notebooks while listening to Orgy is infinitely more fun: Jessica Alba knows the trauma of...
Remember Homies? Those cholo figurines you collected in junior high? Well, once again, the Chicago Tribune, that bastion of trendsetting has picked up on what all the kids are doing. Just like, ten years later: These controversial characters, called...
It will be interesting to see just how Mexican Barack Obama’s administration actually turns out to be should he make it to the White House. In the meantimes, Teddy Kennedy is BACK with another Mexican drinking song! This time...
If you’re familiar with Audrey, the young girl from Miami who, understandably, got upset with her mother for getting her a car on the day of a mere quinces practice and not on the actual day of the party,...
Facundo Monti, whom you may remember from Telemundo’s “Protagonistas de la Musica” (No? Ok.), recently got tattooed by none other than the object of our slowly waning crush, “L.A. Ink” star Kat Von D: She invited me on the...
In a story that could only be true on the internet, Page Six is reporting that Mario Lavandeira aka Perez Hilton, is involved in some kind of underhanded seediness (no!) involving a young, supposedly hot, aspiring male blogger named...
Actor Tom Cruise and Tom-Cruise’s-Wife, Katie Holmes, are said to be planning a lavish party in honor of Jennifer Lope having a vagina and pushing out babies threw it. The Cruises were delighted and awed by this quaint, human...
Are you a lover of Latino music and/or business conferences? Then, friend-o, are you ever in luck, because the annual Billboard Latin Music Conference is coming up, and Enrique Iglesias and Wisin & Yandel are set to give talks...
We have learned, from experience, never to trust a man wearing both a cowboy hat and aviator sunglasses, so we warn you be extremely cautious before taking this man’s advice. However, if you, like him, like your candidates rich...
Hugo Chavez Provides Nicaraguans With Free Eye Exams, So They Can See All The Fun They're Not Having
“Mission Miracle,” a healthcare initiative conceived by Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez, is providing free eye care to poor Nicaraguans. While Venezuelans are kind of left to rot. But whatevs! Eye love you, Nicaraguans: The evolution of the program into...
We’ll just go ahead and dedicate the rest of this Wednesday to David Archuleta. Soul is alive and well in Utah. Did you know? And it’s 97.3% thanks to David, our own soulful little Wayne Newton mini-me. In this...
Jessica Alba decided to skip on the post-Oscar festivities in favor of chomping down on some big ol’ greasy burgers. Allegedly: Pregnant Jessica Alba ruled the red carpet in her purple strapless Marchesa gown at Sunday’s Oscars – where...
Some people, who are possibly blind or wear special helmets, think “American Idol” contestant David Archuleta looks like “High School Musical” star and Vanessa-Hudgens-posing-partner Zac Efron. Well frost our tips and call us Twinkle-toes, but we’re going to go...
Jessica-Alba-in-drag and “American Idol” contestant, Danny Noriega, has pretty much the best hair and finest taste in cardigans on the planet. Too bad he totally butchers The Carpenters’ “Superstar” by adding about seven more syllables to each word than...
Miami, mystical land of swamps, hurricanes and rich South American guys in silk shirts, experienced a major blackout yesterday. The power outage was caused by a fire and not, as Miamians almost always suspect, because religious extremists are so...
This video has everything we love about the Dominican Republic: platanos, salami, and half naked thugs. There’s even some female booty shots in there for you people who are really patient. ¡Que viva!...
Ricky Martin is like a tainted burrito, must die. [The Best I Could Do] People en Español’s search for the 51 most beautiful non-famous people leaves us bored, confused. [Yahoo] The bad guy from The Matrix is going to...
Hispanic groups have asked Texans to boycott a Houston rodeo “livestock show” because they’re a bunch of whiners they think it doesn’t feature enough Hispanics and are upset that a Tejano band is not taking center stage: Among complaints...
Christina Aguilera is apparently furious that People magazine is paying Jennifer Lopez up to six million dollars for her twin trolls, while no one cared enough to see her own baby-that-looks-exactly-like-other-babies: Singer Christina Aguilera is reportedly furious over Jennifer...
Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez has taken steps to eradicate English from businesses, asking his country’s phone company workers to use Spanish equivalents of Anglo-dominated business and technical phrases like “Crazy Language Nazi:” Through a campaign launched Monday, newly nationalized...
Some crazy baby boomers from Austin, Texas called Cerronato rewrote the words to “La Bamba” and present to you “Vota Obama.” Richie Valens rolls over in his grave. Video [You Tube via Blogging All Things Brownsville]...
Ahhhhh, the inevitable cheesy photo montage music video finally has risen. Above, the video of the already popular song, “Hillary, Hillary Clinton” Mexican Cumbia song. A special treat to the person who can guess how many times actress America...
Spanish actress and poor man’s Penelope Cruz, Paz Vega, attended Elton John’s Oscar party wearing a fairly sheer dress. We’ve missed Paz Vega since we last saw her in the entirely forgettable Adam Sandler-helmed dramedy, Spanglish, but IMDB tells...
“Hey stoners and boners!” says Diablo Cody. “Put down that wacky tabacky, ya heard, son? Because it’s making Sexico the wiggidy-wack capital of murderitos with extra NOT sauce, if you catch my drift! Awko taco!:” American drug users are...
Cuban-American actress Eva Mendes is finally, officially done with her fast, furious stint in rehab to battle a dependency on… no one knows, really. Classy broad, that Eva, what with all the keeping her private life private and such....
Nothing says to Latinos vote for a candidate like a catchy Mexican Cumbia song named after them. To set the mood for the Texas primaries the Clinton camp has released a spicy concuction of Latin beats and lyrics arranged...
Hey bloggers and froggers! The Museum of Modern Art in Midtown Manhattan is featuring a new exhibit called “Design and the Elastic Mind.” That’s near rhyme! Right in the title! And, as if that weren’t reason enough to go,...
“American Idol” contestant David Hernandez may have worked as a stripper. We may not care about this at all. [Vote for the Worst] Our favorite chola, Amy Winehouse, is going to have her own line of hair and cosmetic...
Vatosaurus would like you to vote for Barack Obama, even though you’re a colossal racist. Just think of Obama as a Dominican, he suggests. And, you know, of all the political commenters with other people’s hands shoved firmly up...
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