Angela Bismarchi’s Plastic Surgeon Bangs A Gong, Gets It On

We don’t understand Portuguese, so this video just sounds like “blah blah ash oi ays ash osh blah ao ao ao ao blah” to us, but we feel it is important to watch it in order to fully appreciate the understated elegance and class personified by Angela Bismarchi. Angela, as you may recall, is the Brazilian plastic surgery enthusiast who underwent a procedure to slant her eyes as a touching “homage” to Brazil’s Japanese immigrants. Also touching? Her clitoris and her bellybutton, as this woman has had 43 plastic surgery procedures to date. Procedure number 44 hopes to reconstruct her hymen. Enjoy this video, and keep an ear out for the fucking gong that’s played a minute or so in.

Angela Bismarchi Is At It Again [dlisted]
Earlier: Brazilian Model Celebrates 100 Years Of Japanese Immigration By Being Kinda Racist