Beyond The Barrio: And Standing Awkwardly Against A Wall. Barack Obama Cannot Dance For Shit.
Trying… not… to… make… jokes based on… racial stereotypes… Oh God. This is really difficult. We’re actually sweating. And not over Barack Obama’s moves. Those campaign reggaeton songs feel like complete and utter lies to us now. LIES.
Less racial stereotypes and more homosexual stereotypes come to mind when I watch him dance.
Posted by El Bulto | February 28, 2008
he dances like the 70s
Posted by calaverita | February 28, 2008
The 70’s can dance? sweet.
I think he danced like a man running for president. Get him behind closed doors and he’s gettin’ low…gettin’ low…gettin’ l…oh you know what i’m talking about.
P.S. Is Ellen still queer?
Posted by Guerrero | February 28, 2008
dances like a white guy
Posted by el cuco | February 28, 2008
Do the Carlton…da ta da ta da ta
Posted by laura.s.d. | February 29, 2008
Poor boy can’t help that he was birthed and raised by a white lady…
Posted by mimiroro | February 29, 2008
Can’t stand that presidential candidates do these bullshit shows. This is serious business not a movie promotion.
Posted by pocachica | February 29, 2008
He’s half-white just like me and I can assure you that I cannot dance… unless large amounts of whisky is consumed. And even then…
Posted by AskThisBlackWoman | February 29, 2008
Ugh…make him go away please. Go give a speech or something and woo another 100,000 mindless sheep.
Posted by jrod | February 29, 2008
G-O-O-O-O-O-BAMA!
baaaaa. baaaaaa.
Posted by Guerrero | February 29, 2008
He would have been stereotyped for dancing well, either way, if you hate him, you’ll find something.
Posted by Buttface | February 29, 2008
Not for nothing, but white lesbians are not really known for their Balanchine moves either.
Posted by Bosrican | March 02, 2008
@jrod
I’m a mindful sheep, thank you. Go Obaaaaama!!
Posted by Buttface | March 03, 2008