ThursdayFebruary282008

Beyond The Barrio: And Standing Awkwardly Against A Wall. Barack Obama Cannot Dance For Shit.

Trying… not… to… make… jokes based on… racial stereotypes… Oh God. This is really difficult. We’re actually sweating. And not over Barack Obama’s moves. Those campaign reggaeton songs feel like complete and utter lies to us now. LIES.

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Less racial stereotypes and more homosexual stereotypes come to mind when I watch him dance.

he dances like the 70s

The 70’s can dance? sweet.

I think he danced like a man running for president. Get him behind closed doors and he’s gettin’ low…gettin’ low…gettin’ l…oh you know what i’m talking about.

P.S. Is Ellen still queer?

dances like a white guy

Do the Carlton…da ta da ta da ta

Poor boy can’t help that he was birthed and raised by a white lady…

Can’t stand that presidential candidates do these bullshit shows. This is serious business not a movie promotion.

He’s half-white just like me and I can assure you that I cannot dance… unless large amounts of whisky is consumed. And even then…

Ugh…make him go away please. Go give a speech or something and woo another 100,000 mindless sheep.

G-O-O-O-O-O-BAMA!

baaaaa. baaaaaa.

He would have been stereotyped for dancing well, either way, if you hate him, you’ll find something.

Not for nothing, but white lesbians are not really known for their Balanchine moves either.

@jrod
I’m a mindful sheep, thank you. Go Obaaaaama!!

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