Beyond The Barrio: And Standing Awkwardly Against A Wall. Barack Obama Cannot Dance For Shit.

28 February 2008, 6:15 PM. By Daniel Mauser

. 13 Comments

Trying… not… to… make… jokes based on… racial stereotypes… Oh God. This is really difficult. We’re actually sweating. And not over Barack Obama’s moves. Those campaign reggaeton songs feel like complete and utter lies to us now. LIES.

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  1. (+1)
    El Bulto wrote

    Less racial stereotypes and more homosexual stereotypes come to mind when I watch him dance.

  2. (+1)
    calaverita wrote

    he dances like the 70s

  3. (+1)
    Guerrero wrote

    The 70’s can dance? sweet.

    I think he danced like a man running for president. Get him behind closed doors and he’s gettin’ low…gettin’ low…gettin’ l…oh you know what i’m talking about.

    P.S. Is Ellen still queer?

  4. (+1)
    el cuco wrote

    dances like a white guy

  5. (+1)
    laura.s.d. wrote

    Do the Carlton. . .da ta da ta da ta

  6. (+1)
    mimiroro wrote

    Poor boy can’t help that he was birthed and raised by a white lady…

  7. (+1)
    pocachica wrote

    Can’t stand that presidential candidates do these bullshit shows. This is serious business not a movie promotion.

  8. (+1)
    AskThisBlackWoman wrote

    He’s half-white just like me and I can assure you that I cannot dance… unless large amounts of whisky is consumed. And even then…

  9. (+1)
    jrod wrote

    Ugh…make him go away please. Go give a speech or something and woo another 100,000 mindless sheep.

  10. (+1)
    Guerrero wrote

    G-O-O-O-O-O-BAMA!

    baaaaa. baaaaaa.

  11. (+1)
    Buttface wrote

    He would have been stereotyped for dancing well, either way, if you hate him, you’ll find something.

  12. (+1)
    Bosrican wrote

    Not for nothing, but white lesbians are not really known for their Balanchine moves either.

  13. (+1)
    Buttface wrote

    @jrod
    I’m a mindful sheep, thank you. Go Obaaaaama!!

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