Beyond The Barrio: Aww, You Shouldn’t Have! Radio Station Will Give Away Free Divorce This Valentine’s Day.

A classic rock station in Charleston, West Virgina is giving away a divorce this Valentine’s Day. How could anyone who listens to the sweet, sweet sounds of Journey ever be anything less than super romantic?:

Valentine’s Day isn’t all hearts and flowers, says WKLC Program Director Jay Nunley. There is a darker side, he said, “where maybe you despise your spouse and resent the entire day.”

Nothing a Diego Luna poster with a strategically placed hole won’t fix.

Through 4 p.m. on Thursday, Valentine’s Day, applications for the free divorce will be accepted on the classic rock station’s Web site, http://www.wklc.com. The winning name will be drawn at 5 p.m.

Nunley cautions that this is a real divorce and people shouldn’t enter if they aren’t serious. Also, people expecting a long, drawn-out legal battle should hire a lawyer because the Rock 105 contest is for a relatively uncomplicated divorce.

Romantastical! Divorce: that other VD gift that keeps on giving.

You know. After herpes? Or the clap. Or a fetus.

Radio station giving away free divorce [The Miami Herald]