Blind Leading The Blind: Which Designer Likes Chocha With Her Chiffon?

19 February 2008, 12:30 PM. By Daniel Mauser

. 6 Comments

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Blind item tiiiime! Let’s gather ’round the computer monitor, friends, and see if we can guess the sexual orientation of a complete and utter stranger! Page Six asks you to tear yourself away from clipping Cathy comics for your cubicle wall in order to guess:

“which fashion designer is lying to her actor beau? While she proclaims her love for her man, New York insiders say she really prefers ‘butch Mexican and Latino women.”

Which indeed!


Gawker readers took a stab at guessing, and the majority seem to think the answer might be Baby Phat designer Kimora Lee Simmons. Mmm idle speculation! Tastes like lukewarm Dunkin’ Donuts coffee. And chocha. Leave your own guesses, as well as any recipes for a nice alcoholic beverage (We’re partial to the “Butch Mexican” ourselves. Not to be confused with the “Butch Latina,” which is a whole ‘nother kettle of fish. So to speak.), in the comments section.

JUST ASKING [Page Six]

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  1. (+1)
    laura.s.d wrote

    I like my Mexican Girls somewhat butch, with a sprinkle of femininity. But please no flannel, or mustaches. Ughh. That doesn’t happen even in my nightmares.

  2. (+1)
    ella wrote

    I like my Mexican girls able to “mount a toro”:http://youtube.com/watch?v=yFO12SBR-OI.

  3. (+1)
    xica_xicana wrote

    @ laura. s.d.- uuuuuuuhhh laura, if you want a mexican women, your gonna get a mustachioed one.

    p.s. I knew that Kimora had a butch wrapped in a lip-stick lesbian’s clothing vibe about her!

  4. (+1)
    laura.s.d wrote

    @xica_xicana - well. see, there’s a difference between dark fuzz you can’t pluck and a full grown mess comparative to a males. Mexican girls, including lesbians, aren’t all going to have mustaches. . .

  5. (+1)
    Alberto wrote

    Butch Latinas kept the pompodor in style. show respect, bitches.

  6. (+1)
    AskThisBlackWoman wrote

    Come on! This shit is old news! And true…

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