Calvin Klein Names Fergie As Their New Butterface

22 February 2008, 1:45 PM. By Daniel Mauser

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Fashion company Calvin Klein has named Black Eyed Pea-stained singer Fergie as the newest spokesperson for their brand. Fergie has previously modeled for -Depends- Candie’s, which worked out terribly well, as all the dozens and dozens of pairs of over-priced hooker shoes in your closet can surely attest.

Anyway. Congrats, Fergmeister! We really think all this is great, you know, because we’re so tired of seeing beautiful people used to sell clothing.

FERGIE TO BECOME SPOKESPERSON FOR CALVIN KLEIN [Holy Moly]

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  1. (+1)
    xica_xicana wrote

    I think she is a buttaface, but Calvin Klein stopped being “high fashion” once they put marky-mark of the funky bunch in their ‘wears.

  2. Latin_Princess
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    Latin_Princess wrote

    Butter clogs your arteries. Butterface clogs your vision and better judgement… which is probs why she is wearing my nephew’s tie.

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