Creepy Guys In Red, White, And Blue Give Us Puerto Rican Parade Post Traumatic Stress

Don’t know if you guys heard, but there was this big football game Sunday. (We know, gag.) And the New York Giants won–making them like king of the big dicks or something. We wouldn’t be mentioning it, except the hoopla has kind of taken over New York City (where we live.) And we noticed that this city seems to equate celebrating with dressing in unflattering clothes of red, white and blue and driving around honking their car horns and making kissy faces at total strangers. It’s kind of fun in a scary, aggressive, sexually charged kind of way. Anyway, all of this is to say Go Giants!

Fans jam lower Manhattan for Giants parade [Newsday]