Have you seen little sixteen year-old American Idol wannabe David Archuleta from Utah? Rarely has a contestant so uniformly charmed the judges! Even the really angry white one. Could it be those long eyelashes? His tale of overcoming vocal cord paralysis? (We looked it up on WebMD. It’s real.) He’s so totally the super sweet, clueless straight boy in high school that all the gays are secretly in love with! Just check out the look of longing Ryan Seacrest is shooting him in this clip. But alas, while his voice is good, it’s not really any different from the other 75 Christina Aguilera clones American Idol has produced. So we’ll just have to wait and see how it turns out for our little riblet.