Engaged And Pregnant Jessica Alba Hates Weddings And Babies

Jessica Alba, who is pregnant and engaged to boyfriend Cash Warren, recently admitted to hating weddings. Tell us more, Sunshine!:

Jessica, 26 said: “Everyone I know hates weddings. I’ve been to very big, beautiful and romantic weddings, but I would rather just throw a big party.

“I am probably going to go to get my certificate at the City Council, throw a big party for the family and that’s about it.”

Oh, and as for the OMG SO GROSS bun in her oven? She hates that little shithead too:

The Hollywood sex symbol has also admitted she isn’t looking forward to the sleepless nights when her baby is born.

She said: “My brother, who is one-and-a-half years younger than me, had a baby two years ago. All of my cousins, who are all younger than me, have kids, and I’ve done lots of baby-sitting.

“But it’s nice to be able to hand them back at the end of the day - especially when they’re not sleeping and they have a dirty nappy. Then you can get some rest!”

She then tore a puppy’s face off while pushing the Easter Bunny down the stairs.

Jessica Alba’s wedding hate [People]