Patti Solis Doyle, Hillary Clinton’s former campaign manager with fabulous hair and a mega-watt smile, told reporters that, no, she totally wasn’t discarded like the raspita at the bottom of a pot, to put Latino-ly:

On Tuesday, the campaign faced another shift when deputy campaign manager Mike Henry resigned, following Ms. Solis Doyle. He said he wanted to pave the way for the new campaign manager to build her own team. Both Mr. Henry and Ms. Solis Doyle felt pressure to allow a new direction in the campaign.

Ms. Solis Doyle recently returned home after two months on the road to find a family accustomed to her absence, she told colleagues. When her 6-year-old son cried out one night recently, he rebuffed his mom, saying, “I want Daddy.” Ms. Solis Doyle flew out of the room in tears and told her husband: “Joey doesn’t want me. S- this campaign, I’m quitting.”

Kids are bitches.

Some Hispanic leaders had written to Mrs. Clinton that it would be “troubling to many” if Ms. Solis Doyle, the first Latina to run a presidential campaign, was removed because of primary losses that were other people’s fault. The campaign urged Ms. Solis Doyle, whose parents and siblings emigrated from Mexico, to state publicly that she wasn’t forced out. Ms. Solis Doyle told reporters: “This is my decision, my choice, my timing….There was no pressure.”

Nope. No pressure at all. Please ignore that previous sentence up there about being urged to say this by my former colleagues. Haha. I’m so happy! Hahahahahasob.

Clinton Team Seeks to Calm Turmoil [The Wall Street Journal]