Guanabee Commenter Shout-Out: We’re Game If You Are
8 February 2008, 4:45 PM. By Daniel Mauser
Well, it’s that time of the week again. We’re well into our fourth tumbler-full of Kool-Aid and Hypnotiq and, either because of despite that, we’re finding some of this week’s comments particularly hilarious. We’re particularly impressed by the -quantity- -quality- quantity of Latinogamer’s comments this week. Boy, you on a roll. So why don’t you pull yourself off Jennifer Lopez, grab some Kool-Aid, sit by us and look back on your stellar performance. Joystick in hand? Ok, let’s do this:
Re: Exclusive: Latina Magazine And Jessica Alba Show Us Brown Is The New White
“The dog looked up through its hairy yashmak and farted”
Thats how I feel whenever I read these GUANAJESSBEE posts….can we ban her for a week.
Pretty please?
Re: Jessica Alba Has Some Beauty Tips For Avoiding The “Latina Makeup Mask”
HEB Cholas are ok, the Mi Tienda ones are hoooooooooooot!
Re: Exclusive: Latina Magazine And Jessica Alba Show Us Brown Is The New White
but those girls will shank you if you look at them funny, and usually their thongs are hanging out and are nipping out of their shirts, so its hard not to stare
Re: Watchando: Is The Fairest Of Them All
you havent dated a skinny mexican with a boner….i know this cause of your ignorance to hot skinny men, cmon just ask bosrican….
Hahah- Wait. What? Gabriel, details.
Anyway. Thanks for the laughs and awkward giggles this week, Señor Gamer. We hope your weekend is up and poppin.’
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Your Giants win AND you get a commenter shout out? Well done, my friend! :) Congrats!
Gamer? See you in the battlefields of Call of Duty 4
Call of Duty 4 rocks. Too bad the single-player campaign lasts as long as a dog’s fart.
What can I say, there was downtime in the office.
I now have joined the upper echelon with Latin Princess and others…Guanabee you complete me…
@whaaaaambulance
Team Fortress 2.
@benito juarez
but but but the campaign gave you an emotional roller coaster…being shot in the head in the opening credits, performing a timed black hawk down rescue on a female pilot, then being shot down yourself as you lay helpless crawling for help as the life seeps away from you, to the ending where all of your friends and your mentor are executed in front of you as time slows down ala Saving Private Ryan, only to be rescued Han Solo style by your Russian friend….timeless. I babbled, but you get the point.
True…it was sweet while it lasted…and now a change of subject…I wonder what type of “joystick” the lady was holding in her hand in the original picture ? the Atari 2000’s? :P
((((Gamer))) Mahzeltov. Its pretty nice over here with Latin Princess and the others.
Group sex now, yes?
Confession: I always feel like I look EXACTLY like that girl when I am “playing” with the joystick.
Like a ravenous cokewhore out to make a dollar.
IS IT JUST ME? DEAR GOD, DON’T TELL ME ITS JUST ME.
YES LETS DO THIS. The LP Texas Sandwich, I call bottoms, Janie can have heads and Latin Princess will be our canvas, yes?
YES, I’m in for the hot lovin’ sandwich. I’ll bring the condiments. Janie bring your sexy self. Gamer bring the camera!
Its like we are the Pan Bimbo in this sangwish.
The gringos have tarts, but latinos have tortas!
All of these Pan Bimbo sangwishes!
OHNOES, MY DIABETUUUS.