Thank the little baby Jesus it’s finally Friday. We still haven’t fully digested that animal-style In ‘N Out burger we had last weekend, but the pile of already half-melted, dirty, snowy sludge on our fire escape makes us feel like we never left Brooklyn. Luckily, commenters like este_es_mi_nombre filled our week with sunshine with their wit and compliments.

We know exactly whose name we’ll be forgetting later on tonight…

Re: Nelly Furtado Says She Feel Latina, We Think She Can Feel Us Anytime She Likes

@xica_xicana: ahem, if she does have a Cuban boyfriend, then she has A LOT of latin in her, not “a lil”, if you know what I mean…

@realdivas: Well, Nelly hasn’t been blabbing about all sorts of anti-Latin nonsense like Jess has, so yes, she sort of gets a pass…Although I am mildly troubled by Nelly’s stereotypical hoop-earrings-and-massive-eyeliner look, is she trying to pass for chola?

Re: Merlinmoon Is The Reason Hugo Chavez Took Over Venezuela

Is the lion-mane-and-receding-hairline the official Venezuelan douchebag haircut? Coz that Venezuelan dude from Current TV is sporting the same ‘do…

Re: Hugo Chavez Celebrates Opposite Day By Offering His Take On Castro’s Resignation

Now THIS is what I call a bromance.

Re: Chronically Illin’ Like A Villain: Like, So What’s Fidel Doing To Keep Busy These Days?

The posts are getting funnier as of late…What’s been going on? New weed?

Well thank you, kitten! And no, we don’t smoke weed. Just crack. Enjoy your weekend, este_es_mi_nombre, while we smoke a bowl of Certainly Not Weed in your honor.