Happy Dominican Independence Day. How About A Little Platano Con Salami?
This video has everything we love about the Dominican Republic: platanos, salami, and half naked thugs. There’s even some female booty shots in there for you people who are really patient. ¡Que viva!
Ok. Ummm. So… here’s what I can’t figure out… who video taped that shit? And who had to sit there and edit the many takes of that high quality choreography?
Oh my god. The flag. It’s moving by itself.
Posted by El Bulto | February 27, 2008
The scariest thing about this video is his hair.
That and the way that he’s obsessed with chopping his own dick up in nice little bite size morsels.
Posted by Jason | February 27, 2008
OMG this is so gross and disgusting.
Posted by este_es_mi_nombre | February 27, 2008
And this is the “clean version”? gross!
Posted by mercedes | February 27, 2008
@yall
Actually I think that the x-rated version is the only thing that could possibly make up for this.
Hopefully it has less Ginsu knife demonstration. Or actually, hopefully it has even more….
Posted by Jason | February 27, 2008
Hm, I used to think that este_es_mi_nombre was Dominican. I guess I was wrong.
Posted by Guana Bust A Nut | February 27, 2008
Ok. Ummm. So… here’s what I can’t figure out… who video taped that shit? And who had to sit there and edit the many takes of that high quality choreography?
Posted by Latin_Princess | February 27, 2008
I just don’t know what I did before the Internets…just don’t know…(Off to send this to my favorite Dominican friend)
Posted by Carrie_in_TN | February 27, 2008
Seriously, this is awesome in ways I can’t describe.
Posted by Janie A Go-Go | February 28, 2008
I’m so hungry all of a sudden…
Posted by homo-neurotic | February 28, 2008
Was it necessary to put the salami in grease? Wouldn’t it give off enough of it’s own? hmmmm.
Posted by jrod | February 28, 2008