WednesdayFebruary272008

Happy Dominican Independence Day. How About A Little Platano Con Salami?

This video has everything we love about the Dominican Republic: platanos, salami, and half naked thugs. There’s even some female booty shots in there for you people who are really patient. ¡Que viva!

Comments

Oh my god. The flag. It’s moving by itself.

The scariest thing about this video is his hair.

That and the way that he’s obsessed with chopping his own dick up in nice little bite size morsels.

OMG this is so gross and disgusting.

And this is the “clean version”? gross!

@yall

Actually I think that the x-rated version is the only thing that could possibly make up for this.

Hopefully it has less Ginsu knife demonstration. Or actually, hopefully it has even more….

Hm, I used to think that este_es_mi_nombre was Dominican. I guess I was wrong.

Ok. Ummm. So… here’s what I can’t figure out… who video taped that shit? And who had to sit there and edit the many takes of that high quality choreography?

I just don’t know what I did before the Internets…just don’t know…(Off to send this to my favorite Dominican friend)

Seriously, this is awesome in ways I can’t describe.

I’m so hungry all of a sudden…

Was it necessary to put the salami in grease? Wouldn’t it give off enough of it’s own? hmmmm.

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